Rep Price Introduces Legislation to Honor Heels

Somewhat hilarious, certainly amusing. I'm certainly proud of the Heels, but doesn't Congress have very pressing issues to tackle right now? Maybe this sort of thing happens every year.

Conan The Librarian

From Weird Al's movie UHF (1989).

via my Dad.

Extreme Sheepherding

Impressive:

NBA Team Scouting Report

Scouting out NBA teams for UNC's players:

Ty Lawson: Given Lawson's height and speed, I think he'd be best suited to a run-and-gun environment just like he had at UNC. I can see him wreaking havok in the open court with his usual coast-to-coast cruising, but plodding half-court set teams might not allow him to utilize his strengths. According to John Hollinger, the fastest NBA teams are Golden State (101.1 possessions/game), New York (99.2), Indiana (98.9), and Phoenix (98.3). The slowest NBA teams are Cleveland, San Antonio, New Orleans, Detroit, and Portland, and I think those would be the worst match for him. Of the good matches, I kinda like the idea of him on the Knicks because I hear Mike D'Antoni is supposed to be a great coach, and the other teams I'm not so sure about coaching-wise.

Wayne Ellington: I was pretty impressed with Wayne's performance in the second half of the season. I saw the Miami game where he found his shot, and since then, he's been fantastic. He hit 8 of 10 three pointers in the Final Four. And he was coming off of screens too, not just hitting open jumpers. As NBA shooting guards go, he's a little short at 6'4", so run-and-gun might be best, but if can he nail shots off of screens, then he'd probably be able to get enough separation to get his shot off in the half court set. I'd stick him on the Charlotte Bobcats for all of the Carolina connections, including coach Larry Brown.

Tyler Hansbrough: What stands out to me is that Tyler was 9 of 23 from 3-point range this year, a 39% hit rate. This is pretty impressive for a guy who isn't known for his perimeter play. I'm really happy he has built up this skill while at UNC. He also hit 84% of his free throws, so I think his three point percentage can continue to improve. I see Hansbrough working out well on a veteran team that needs some younger high energy players who will do all the little things and be selfless. I pick San Antonio for the team-first attitude and the great coaching.

Danny Green: He's a solid 3-point shooter, and he collects a lot of steals and blocks, which is an unusual combination. As far as I can tell, one of his weaknesses is ball handling, so maybe if he's on a team with great ballhandlers, he won't be required to dribble too much and he can spot up for open shots. I'm having a tough time finding the perfect situation, but for some reason I keep coming back to Toronto. They've got a good point guard in Jose Calderon (8.8 assists per game, leads point guards in assist/turnover ratio at 4.16), they're a low turnover team, and they play at a medium pace. I'm not really confident about this choice, but hey, I don't get to choose anyway so what does it matter. He'd probably be good on a variety of veteran teams, like Boston, San Antonio, etc.

I hardly know anything about the NBA, so maybe I'm way wrong. Good luck to all the Tar Heels!

UNC: National Champions

This UNC team reminded me of 2007 Florida team - they simply dominated and were never seriously challenged. If anything, I think UNC was much more overpowering. There was no way any other team was going to win.

UNC looked like an NBA team in the first half (well, a short NBA team). We were just making every shot. These were difficult shots too, but not out of control circus shots. We had balance. Lawson had 7 first half steals. The whole team played wonderfully. Between last year's player of the year (Hansbrough), this year's ACC player of the year (Lawson) and the Most Outstanding Player of the Final Four (Ellington), our team is pretty much stacked. Any of those 3 are capable of putting up 20 points on any given night, and Green is known to do it from time to time as well.

I felt sorry for Michigan State. The television showed them all teary eyed at the end. We really crushed them. They had come so far against strong odds and the media played up their chances so much to hype the game. I mean, we beat them by 35 earlier in the season, yet the media pretended it was a fair fight, emphasizing the crowd impact, MSU's improvement during the NCAA tournament, etc. Their hopes were raised, and then they were clobbered. Seriously, this entire UNC team has never lost in Cameron Indoor and you think they're going to get scared in a semi-away game because of the crowd impact? I kinda wish it had been a little closer so MSU might not feel so bad. I hope they do well next year.

As Pat Forde pointed out, UNC didn't blow Michigan State out to the point of displacing Duke in the record book for worse loss ever in the NCAA championship. Duke lost to UNLV by 30 points in 1990. This was brilliant strategy by UNC, maintaining Duke's embarrassing record and not embarrassing Michigan State excessively. Long last that Duke record.

Speaking of which, I even almost feel a little sorry for Duke fans. They've been in a drought for quite a while. They haven't even made it to the Elite 8 in ages. They've been suffering while UNC has eclipsed them, dominating the regular season series and NCAA tournament since Roy returned. I think the struggle is good for them though. Surely, when they win their next title, which will probably happen sometime in the next 10-50 years or so, they'll be very appreciative.

And, lastly, I just want a little senior spotlight for Mike Copeland. He's on my all-time underrated team. What a hilarious guy. I love his personalized handshakes for each player on the team. I think it's good for team spirit and it's good for him because he gets on television. Loved how his handshake for Tyler Hansbrough was Tyler ramming into him and Mike collapsing backwards. He seems to be such a good-natured fun loving guy, though sadly this image was somewhat tainted by the fracas at NC State. Before his knee surgery, he was a one-man wrecking crew. He would always come in at the end of games, play 4 minutes and finish with 4 points and a rebound (or so my memory idealistically recalls). Anyhow, I'll miss him. There was one part of the championship game that I really didn't like. At the end of the game, Copeland was in and there was a fast break. He was wide open closing in on the basket, but the scrubby UNC guard selfishly dribbled it all the way up and tried to score for himself. He took a contested shot and missed. Copeland would have been open and likely dunked the ball. Instead, no one got anything.

MJ and Dean

"There's no way you guys would have got a chance to see Michael Jordan play without Dean Smith" - Michael Jordon, upon his election to the Basketball Hall of Fame today

I'm just always amazed at the reverence that former players have for Dean Smith. At one game this year, I think it was the Virginia game, they had all of the UNC players who had been elected to the Hall of Fame present (MJ was not yet elected) for a ceremony of recognition. And during the ceremony, everyone deferred to Smith. The players all pointed to him, and I think it was Billy Cunningham who even started bowing to him. Dean, of course, was embarrassed and in "aww shucks" mode. It's impressive how much his players admire him.

UNC and Pace

Ken Pomeroy has a very interesting piece on UNC and pace, identifying a few specific areas at which UNC uniquely dominates (scoring points after opponent scores or some stoppage).